{*New} Whatsapp Status #1 | All in One Statuses

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Sorry! This is a very special sorry to you! Please excuse my all mistakes before the end of this year.

A man is sorry to be honest for nothing.

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

Never apologize for how you feel, that’s like saying sorry for being real.

I Never ‘APOLOGIZE’ I’m sorry. That’s Just Not the way ‘I Am’.

Play fair. Don’t hit people. Say you’re sorry when you hurt somebody. – Robert Fulghum

I’m sorry I can’t speak very coherently.

Brothers and sisters are as close as hands and feet.

A sister is both your mirror – and your opposite.

Sisters are for sharing laughter and wiping tears.

A loyal sister is worth a thousand friends.

Sorry, I can’t hangout. My uncle’s cousin’s sister in law’s best friend’s insurance agent’s roommate’s pet goldfish died. Maybe next time..

I love the fact that my best friend just so happens to be my only biological sibling, my sister.

My sister is the sweetest little thing alive! Words can hardly describe my love for her, she is my best friend.

A sister is for telling secrets and making promises that will never be broken.

My mother texted me `What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?` I answered:`I dont know, love u, talk to u later.` Mother: `Ok, I`ll ask your sister.

My mother texted me `What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?` I answered: `I dont know, love u, talk to u later.` Mother: `Ok, I`ll ask your sister`

BESTFRIEND = Cares like a mom, Protects like a dad, Irritates like a sister, Teases like a brother, Loves more than a lover.

We have the sister sayings that will make you nod in agreement about how annoying sisters can be.

A sister is a forever friend.

Sisters are different flowers from the same garden.

Of two sisters one is always the watcher, one the dancer.

In thee my soul shall own combined the sister and the friend.

In the cookies of life, sisters are the chocolate chips.


Having a sister is like having a best friend you can’t get rid of. You know whatever you do, they’ll still be there.

A sister is a gift to the heart, a friend to the spirit, a golden thread to the meaning of life.

The best thing about having a sister was that I always had a friend.

A sister is a little bit of childhood that can never be lost.

You can kid the world. But not your sister.

What’s the good of news if you haven’t a sister to share it?

Because angels are sometimes busy elsewhere, God created sisters like you.

wondering, what’s the point of going out, we’re just going to end up back here anyway!

When people see the kennel in my house they say,” Oh so you have a dog?” Just once I want to say,” No that’s for disciplining the kids.”

I wish I could google things in my fridge so that I wouldn’t have to go downstairs and be disappointed.

Autocorrect – What drunk people use to sound sober, and what sober people use to sound drunk.

How do you put a status on here?

Don’t blame the lame.

ooh eeh ooh ahh ahh ting tang walla walla bing bang

When ever u have a problem,just sing your favourite song!

I got thrown out of Farmville. They found undocumented workers on my farm.

I feel like I should clean the house, so I am going to lay down until the feeling passes.

Don’t let your mind wander. It’s too little to be let out alone.

My love for You is like diarrhea I just can’t hold it in.

They say money can’t buy happiness but I don’t mind. I adore money.

The kid next door challenged me to a water balloon fight. I’m just updating my facebook while I wait for the kettle to boil.

If your happy and you know it slap your ass whoop whoop :-)

likes you but won’t say it out loud.

The cleaning bug is going around. I got bit by it today, but no worries, while I was cleaning I found that little booger and I killed the damn thing.

Wants googly eyes today.

How do we know it’s not what we think it is?

Nobody said it was going to be easy but they didn’t mention it was going to be this hard.

Don’t grab life by the horns, Grab it by the balls

If I promise to miss you, will you get the hell out of here ?

“Why do you talk so fast?” “Why do you listen so slow?”

the awkward moment when you know you shouldn`t laugh, but you do.

Seeing a spider is nothing. It becomes a problem when it disappears.

Dinosaurs aren`t extinct! They`re just really good at playing hide and seek.

When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?

That akward moment when your granparents sing Lady GaGa .

If duct tape can`t fix it… You`re not using enough. :P

“HEY, WHO STOLE MY…nevermind i found it.”

You’ve obviously mistaken me for someone who cares.

“Please?” “No.” “Please?” “No.” “Please?” “Sure.” “Really?“ “No.“`

“Dude, she just called you useless!” “Oh hell no.. Hold my Bachelor of Arts Degree!”

I always feel like I just passed my “Best If Used By” date.


Are you free tomorrow?“ No, i’m expensive.

Are you free tomorrow?“ No, i’m expensive.

Tried to cook my toaster strudel’s in the microwave, yea…what great morning I’m having >:P

It wasn’t me, I wasn’t there, I didn’t do it, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it!!

Roses are red, violets are blue. So what freaking color is violet?!

YOU HAVE AN IDEA!!! you better hurry up and say it before it dies of being alone!

Realized that time flies when you’re having rum, I mean fun!

I remember when i was a kid, and only went on the computer to use paint..

We should love, not fall in love. B’coz everything that falls, gets broken.

UFC is the gayest sport ever … They were just fighting doggie style

When your waiting for one persons text and the whole world decides to text you!

That awkward moment when you yell `Hello` to your friend and someone else with the same name says it back.

The force of selfishness is as inevitable and as calculable as the force of gravitation.

We never repent of having eaten too little.

One of the greatest diseases is to be nobody to anybody.

Don’t sacrifice yourself too much, because if you sacrifice too much there’s nothing else you can give and nobody will care for you.

To be happy, we must not be too concerned with others.

Being sorry is the highest act of selfishness, seeing worth only after discarding it.

I have given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.

Your conscience is the measure of the honesty of your selfishness.

A selfish man is a thief.

A man is called selfish not for pursuing his own good, but for neglecting his neighbor’s.

The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.

When so many are lonely as seem to be lonely, it would be inexcusably selfish to be lonely alone.

Wisdom ceases to be wisdom when it becomes too proud to weep, too grave to laugh, and too selfish to seek other than itself.

All charming people, I fancy, are spoiled. It is the secret of their attraction.

I am simple, complex, generous, selfish, unattractive, beautiful, lazy, and driven.

Glory built on selfish principles, is shame and guilt..

I don’t care about what others think about me ,I just care about what I think about myself

If you don’t like me remember it’s mind over matter; I don’t mind and you don’t matter.

The only person in this world I trust is myself. And even he’s questionable at times.

I got a dream that’s worth more then my reality. And pride that’s worth more then a salary.

To talk without thinking first is just like to shoot without aiming..