WhatsApp Status Quotes Funny Collection 2015

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To the world, you may be one person, but to a person you may be the world.

Facebook is like jail; you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don’t know.

The only way the world is going to end in 2012 is if Facebook is taken off the Internet!

Statistics say that 1 in 4 people are insane, so take a look at your 3 best friends and if they are all OK, its you!

If you ever get caught sleeping on the job… slowly raise your head and say “in jesus name amen”.

Success is like a fart, only bothers people when its not their own.

Silence is the best answer of all questions and Smile is the best reaction in all situations. Unfortunately both never help in VIVA & INTERVIEW.

Try to say the letter M without your lips touching.

It’s going to be weird still checking Facebook when I’m 70.

Guy : “I wear the pants in this relationship” Girl: “yeah, but i control the zipper!

Feeling your phone vibrate in your pocket , while it`s in the other room.

the awkward moment when you forget how to fly.

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.

If you love your job, you haven’t worked a day in your life

people want what they cant have and when they get it they dont want it anymore. practice makes perfect, but if no ones perfect, why practice?

Do you want to make money from Facebook? It’s easy. Just go to your Account Setting, Deactivate your account, and Go To Work.

Eye of newt…boiling trouble…that sounds about right.

“I am going to (insert place) to meet my future boyfriend while he is gambling next to me.

The awkward moment when your at your friends house and your friend is fighting with their parents so you just go and pat the dog.

When a lady had a nice time with a guy, she looks forward for the next moment and the guys looks forward for the next chick.

Ok Mario you can hit bricks with your head right? Then why do you die when you touch a turtle WTF!

I wish I had Doras parents… They let that girl go everywhere!

I miss you like a retard misses the point!

I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them :)