Baap Beta GF Joke

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Baap :-kya hua beta pareshaan q hai
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Beta :- aapko nahi bata sakhta papa.
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Baap :- dost samajh k hi bol de..
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Beta :- Kya bataun yaar bada pareshan hu . teri bhabi
iPhone mang rahi hai.
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*De Jute De Chappal*
Funny Whatsapp Pictures Jokes

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Happy Mother's Day and Status For Mothers

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You never appreciate things your mother did for you until you do the same things for your kids.

Wishing you all the love and happiness you so richly deserve. Happy Mother’s Day

I love you mom with all my heart and soul and spirit’s.

Mom I love you so much! Thanks for everything you have given me or will give me. You will never know how much I love you.

Mom, you are the best. Happy Mother’s Day!

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child.

Have you ever wished that there was a fairy godmother standing next to you right now, waving her magic wand, and taking you to the person you miss the most?

If nothing is going well, call your grandmother.

I’m blessed to have a mother who loves her children more than she loves herself & that will never change. That’s called unconditional love.

U can ask the universe for all the signs u want, but ultimately, we see what we want to see when we’re ready to see it. -How I Met Ur Mother

God could not be everywhere therefore he made mothers.

Only a mother as perfect as you, could have a daughter as perfect as me.

Happy Mother’s Day! May all the love you give to others come back to you on this special day.

I have a great mom and I LOVE HER.

I love you so much mum and thanks for making me what I am today.

If there was a day for everything you have given to me as a mother, it would be a Mother’s Day every day.

My mother taught me WISDOM.when you get to be my age, you’ll understand.

No gift to your mother can ever equal her gift to you life.

A mother is person who can take the place of all others, but whose place no one else can.

Loves you so much, Mom, that several trees died just so you can send this card to a landfill when you’re done with it. Happy Mother’s Day!

“My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.”

“Mothers all want their sons to grow up to be president, but they don’t want them to become politicians in the process.”

Never marry a man who hates his mother, because he will end up hating you.

Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs… since the payment is pure love.

A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary.

My mother, my friend so dear. Throughout my life you’re always near. A tender smile to guide my way. You’re the sunshine to light my day.

If your mom is your hero, your best friend, or just the best mother ever, whether you are blessed to have her with you or if she is an angel in heaven, copy this to your status to show that you are proud of your mom and you love her ♥

Mothers light is brighter than the sun.

Mothers role is seventy times greater than the father.

A mother understands what a child does not say. Happy Mother’s day

I Believe in love at first sight, Because i’m loving my mom… Since i opened my eyes.Happy Mother’s day

♥ If you love your mom and want to show her that she means the world to you, put a picture of her as your profile photo. Then copy and paste this to your status ♥

This mothers day, if you have a mom that you adore, do not post a status about it, get your ass off Facebook and tell them yourself!

Yo mama is so good at listening she makes you feel like she’s put everything aside to focus all her attention on you. That’s a really great trait to have.

---All these are Mothers day status

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