Whatsapp Statuses | Mixed (Best, Love, Cool, Sad, funny etc)

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I am just breathing cause your memories are with me and when i m gonna forget you, there will be no me, so if there is some love if there is some possibility, I hope that u would come back to me
H.O.P.E : Hold On Pain Ends

Love is the tool that lust uses to fulfil it's need.

I love that feeling I get When I see your cute smile.

Someday you will understand my importance and that day you will only get my middle finger .!.

I need google in my brain and you in my heart.

I can see you checking my WhatsApp status. B) [watsapp status]

The best way to predict your future is to create it

love whatsapp status

Light years ahead of you.. ha.. ha

Some people don't love, they just need a free ride

May be we took this too far, it's time to be apart.

There is only 1 thing 2 do, 3 words for you - I Love You

If I was to die tonight, I would die happy, because I have met someone as beautiful as you!

You probably have to peel back layers upon layers of pain to see why everything I say is so insane

I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.

SI unit of ignorance = “seen”

And in her smile I see something more beautiful than the stars.
A polite enemy is just as difficult to discredit, as a rude friend is to protect.

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Dear math: I am not a therapist, so solve your own problems.

I have yet to meet a man I couldn’t live without.

I will be back before you pronunce afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj.
I don't need to dream, I got you!

That awkward moment when you wait for a text but you realise you are the one that didn’t reply.

Attitude whatsapp status

i haven’t lost my brain it just couldn’t handle my ideas so it left

Defeat your enemies with your success.

I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.

Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

Love = Pain : No Pain No gain : Keep Loving = keep Gaining

Don’t fear failure so much that you refuse to try new things.

The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.

You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.

Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?

The funny thing about short cut is that it might probably end up as wrong cut.

fuck it ill do it my way because the people who love me will understand because they love me
Words are not enough to describe how deeply I feel for you

The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.

We cant help everyone, but everyone can help someone.

say its funny how you can be there for someone, keep all their secrets and take all their crap but when you make one wrong move its chucked back in your face

ALONE Whatsapp Status

When you wake up in the mornings sometimes you know that it is going to be a good day because you wake up thinking about the person that makes you smile.

A woman will flirt with anyone in the world as long as other people are looking on.

The hardest thing is to hurt yourself for the sake of others’ happiness.

In solitude, where we are least alone

Cute Whatsapp Status
It makes me smile to wake up next to you.

My back is not a voicemail, say it to my face.

Sometimes I wonder how many miles I have scrolled my mouse wheel.

8 billion people in this world and I only want you.

When you care about someone, you’ll do whatever you can to make them happy.

I lapsed into rude.

No one can change a person. But someone can be a reason for a person to change.

If there’s one thing I hate the most, its seeing bad things happen to good people.
Latest Whatsapp Status

My heart is mine but whenever I argue with it about you, it takes your side.

Don’t expect miracles to save you from trouble, you can only trust yourself.

We do a good job of building off of each other.

Are we not like two volumes of one book?

Love that we cannot have is the love that lasts the longest, hurts the deepest, & feels the strongest.

Dear rude person, Your rudeness is not funny, witty, or cute. It shows off your lack of people skills.

Grow up and get your head out of your rear end. Thanks!

Every morning I wake up happy because I know I will see you.

People who wait 4 hours to reply to a text with “lol” should be shooted :)

When a woman says WHAT? Its not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.

You can do anything, but not everything.

Do not keep all your work for tomorrow, always remember you can also do it the day after tomorrow.. Be lazy, Think crazy

how can i call them best friends when i no they don’t give a fuck about me

He’s not the only guy in the universe, But he’s the only one that matters.

just realized they hasn’t been truly happy, in a really long time. :(

Its crazy how much you let someone hurt you without realizing it.

It’s an Eeyore sorta day…Thanks for noticing me.

It is sad when the person who gave you the best memories become a memory.

The greater your capacity to love, the greater your capacity to feel the pain.

I’m single because God is busy writting the best love story for me.

A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.

Words just cant express what it is – three words, two people, one feeling.

We know what we want, but often forget what we really need.

Sometimes tears means unspoken happiness and smile means silent Pain.

Knock knock. who’s there? Karma! oh fuck..

If you were to die tomorrow would you be happy with today?

It hurts the worst when the person that made you feel so special yesterday, makes you feel so unwanted today.

I want to be the only hand you ever need to hold.

It’s amazing how one day someone walks into your life, then the next day you wonder how you lived without them.

I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness

is a lie that everyone created. Now he/she wants to escape but doesn’t know how.

If I start smile then I am thinking about doing something evil. If I start to laugh, you better start running.

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.

Boy i tell u what, my imaginary friend is really good at hide-n-seek, i haven’t been able to find them for three days and i even asked the voices in my head.

Sometimes I wish I had never met you, so when I lay in bed at night I wouldn’t have anything to be sad about.

One of the best feelings in the world is when you hug the person you love and they hug you tighter.

All it takes is 1 song to bring back 1,000 memories.

Why is it that when u know u love someone that u cant have you end up loving them even more???

The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.

Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

We may not have it all together …. but together we have it all.

Attitude whatsapp Status
lip locking body rocking willy sucking to much fucking hand thrusting lots of lusting, now your gagging, fancy shagging?

When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

I’m batter than you Ex and better then your NEXT!

You can’t change what’s happened in your past, so before you let it destroy your future; learn to live with it

If someone was to write a story about my life the climax would be when I met you.

Today I decided to burn calories so i turned fire on fat kids!!

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, becuase every time I see you, you turn me on!

Rudeness is the weak man’s imitation of strength.

Your village just called. They’re missing an idiot.

Never look down on anybody unless you’re helping him up.

A poet can be softer then cotton but his poetry can be ruder then storms.

Sick of getting hurt my every chick i give my heart to I’m fucking over it. Just want a girl that’s going to treat my heart like her OWN…

The wrong person walked out of my life, and the right person walked in.

It’s great when two strangers become friends but its sad when two friends become strangers.

I will hold you in my heart, till I can hold you in my arms.

Most young people think they are natural when they are only boorish and rude.

It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like “What about lunch?”

says: fuck the police… seriously, some of em are pretty fit! & they bring their own handcuffs! ohhh yeaaa :P ;)

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People say i am so pretty, BUT I’m just a girl who has hid their tears and anger to make other people happy.

Hey, You were great on Bay Watch last night!

The best qualities we have are the ones we never see. The worst qualities we have are the ones we always see.

Do not think about the past. Accept the Present. Think for the Future, and face tomorrow with a sweet and beautiful smile.

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If you think I’m crazy, raise your hand… Now maybe you should rethink that since your the one sitting at a computer raising your hand.

Love me for a second, and I will make that second last a lifetime.

I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.

Reality is an illusion created by alcohol deficiency.

The only person that goes through my mind is you.

I get really saucy after a few drinks. Sexy rude, not obnoxious rude.

The worst feeling in life is not being lonely. Its being forgotten by someone you could not forget.

I hate it when you realize that you mean nothing or damn near nothing to someone who means everything to you.

I Think I’m Invisible :(

Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.

No one is perfect until you fall in love with them.

A pessimist is very optimistic that they won’t be able to find their glass.

is just going to be themself…primarily because none of the other people in their head want the job.

This isn’t a status…this is just to show that no status matches my feelings right now. :(

Man I’d be a good garbage man, I’m always down in the dumps

thinks that life’s “hurdles” sometimes feel more like 12 ft brick walls.

I’ve been thinking. I know, it scares me too..

Forget about me, erase me, dont even think back. Because one day when you let your mind slip, you’ll remember me and realize that you should have held on.

Why do I love you? Because I finally learned what the word means, and you were the one who showed me.

GOOGLE must be a woman because it knows everything.

If I had a cloud for every time I have wanted you, I would be in heaven.

!@#$%ƒ∂≈ƒ©≈%^^œ∑´®†¥¨ˆ¬µ∆˙©∫√ç∂ßåΩ≈箆¥˙∫˜˚- My mind is messed up

To all my haters, remember, its mind over matter: I don`t mind & you don`t matter..

MONDAY- The day all office work ers hate.

Do you REALLY think I care if you don’t like me? I don’t live for your opinion, hon.

The opposite of love is not hate, its indifference.

You will never find love if what youre seeking is perfection.

Rude kind of verse can be your first stage of romance.

Boys, if you don’t look like calvin klein models, don’t expect us to look like victoria secrets angels. (From All Bachelor Girls Association) :)

Why sad over one thing when you have millions of other reasons to be happy?

When I say “don’t worry about it, I’m good” I’m really not. But hey, don’t worry about it, I’m good.

Oh, are your lips sore? Here, let me kiss them better

If you were a tear I would never dare to cry. I might lose you!

Whenever you are stressed,eat chocolates,sweets etc, because when stressed is spelled backwards it becomes “DESSERTS”.

Heart changes, I know they do but this heart always belongs to You.

Smile is a curve that make every thing straight :)

Get drunk, Get high, Fuck the world, Try to fly, Screw the girls, Punch the guys, Go to sleep and do it all over again.

Cool Whatsapp Status

Those who Hate, find it hard to Love: Those who Love find it hard to Hate.

What is a fine-looking woman like you doing with a guy like that?

OH MY GOD, The rain’s wet..

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